A Post-Apocalyptic, Screw Your Buddy Over, Loot Your Face Off, Strategic Board Game
It's the year 199X and you're a Hero from a distant land on a quest to bring home a Treasure that's definitely not* cursed. Fight off weirdo creatures and other Heroes who are also surviving the perils of this insane but familiar dystopian wasteland.
Are you a bad enough dude?
*treasure is totally cursed
A New Challenger Approaches!
Sign up now to unlock the End Boss, Earl E. Bird 🐔 when you back the game once the campaign goes live!
Don't Just Play a Hero...
Become one of 12 pre-made eccentric HEROES with matching retro minis that pack a lot of MUSCLE!
Each with their own unique abilities and stats. Equip them with LOOT, powering them up to crush your enemies and see them driven before you!
Immersive Post-Apocalyptic World!
Classic fantasy elements mixed into a bizarre sci-fi environment that's bursting at the seems with nerdy references and innuendo.
Pulverize an assortment of creatures into handy LOOT or defeat your friends in combat to steal their LOOT instead!
Deeply Rich In Strategy But Easy Enough For Noobs
With 360+ game cards, DYSTOPIAN KNIGHTS offers a variety of experience with every playthrough giving you various chances to be the most bad @$$ Hero at your next game night!
A New Challenger Approaches!
Sign up now to unlock the End Boss, Earl E. Bird 🐔 when you back the game once the campaign goes live!
